hi all!
well, i've come a long way since the
glory days of
east high, settling in exotic south
sioux
city. what wondrous sights i've seen
here!
nary an item of recyclable aluminum
goes unnoticed
to my practiced eyes, as i rely on
them for
financial support (i see you, mr.
pepsi can!)
i've been keeping busy in the years
since
graduation with my heroin habit,
although i think
THIS time i'm kicking it for good
(keep those
fingers crossed for me everyone!)
my wife, "katie", has been a true rock
of support
when things get rough, taking time
away from her
job at the foundry to clean up around
the house and
whatnot. what a woman!
our two second-graders, connor and
honor (fraternal
twins!) are a constant joy...connor
loves his "michael
flatley, lord of the dance" action
figures and
posters, and honor can't be without
her three hour
"power naps"...just try and keep her
awake! LOL!!
i've recently published a limited
edition
collection of essays entitled, "Lord
Jesus, Take Me
Soon!", a series of candid, witty
musings on my
ceaseless suicidal ideation...get your
copy soon,
as there are only five (count 'em!), all
painstakingly scrawled on the backs
of phone sex
flyers i find in my yard...
i'll even sign one for you if you ask
me nicely
(assuming i'm not passed out in a
pool of my own
waste! JK!!)
anyhoo, god bless you all...love, rr